The sickening scrape of metal against
metal clutched Paul Grogan's spine with the same effect as a thousand nails
clawing at a chalkboard. Squealing brakes and a half won battle against
inertia by skillfully manipulating the steering wheel marked the next few
seconds that mercilessly stretched to eternity. His heart pounding
in his mouth as he finally skidded to a halt, Paul was momentarily paralyzed
by fear and denial that this was happening. Only the rationalization
that he wasn't hurt made him reach for the seatbelt release and move in
what felt like slow motion to open the car door.
Standing in the cool breeze of a Spring morning
next to the busy freeway he had driven every work day for the last ten
years, he felt nauseous upon seeing the left side of his car a clashing
shade of galvanized steel against the original beige paint that he much
preferred. Not that his vehicle was a classic or vessel of unsurpassed
value, rather it was a modest import that he nevertheless kept in impeccable
mechanical and aesthetic condition.
Paul couldn't believe this. He was the very
definition of mild mannered, unassuming, harmless, affable, the poster
boy for the milquetoasts of the world. Yet here he was beside swarming
freeway traffic, victim of another's mindless rage. He hadn't intended
to cut off the young man in the new, ink black BMW and hoped that a smile
and wave of apology would have mollified him. That was not to be.
Mouthing obscenities through tinted windows, an image hardly in keeping
with his impeccable dress and grooming, the young executive type then tailed
Paul as closely as possible without actually touching. Then swinging
beside him, the exec swerved into Paul's path. Deftly Paul maneuvered
away, avoiding the "Ultimate Driving Machine", but unable to evade the
unyielding guard rail at the freeway's edge.
As he surveyed the damage, he barely noticed
the nondescript sedan almost silently rolling to a stop behind his wounded
car. A good samaritan, he thought. Grateful for any impending
act of kindness, the idea that this could be someone intent on taking advantage
of his
misery to cause even more harm was dismissed.
Getting out of the car was a slim man who
looked to be in his early fifties. Dapper in a vested suit with a
thin gold watch chain looping across the vest, he had a reassuring smile
that spoke trust. Approaching Paul he stretched out his hand and
said, "I witnessed what just happened, and I believe I may be of some assistance."
Pumping Paul's hand firmly, the man added, "my name is Mr. Carpenter.
I have helped others like you, innocent victims of the wrath of our hurried
world, injured in property and often person by those obsessed only by their
own concerns. They care nothing except for themselves, and see those
such as you and I as mere insects in the way who are to be crushed."
Paul opened his mouth to reply, but couldn't
think of a thing to say. A scrap of paper with the license
number of the yuppie road warrior responsible for all this would have sufficed.
The last thing he expected was what sounded like a rehearsed speech.
Mr. Carpenter merely smiled. He never looked at the damage to Paul's car
though one would think morbid curiosity would at least obligate that.
Ice blue eyes remained fixed on Paul, penetrating yet unthreatening eyes
that Paul could not tear himself away from.
Smiling more broadly, Mr. Carpenter continued,
"we are not defenseless, my friend. The one who assaulted you is
well down the road now, smug in his perceived victory over you. But
it is a hollow victory, for you will meet again. And next time, you
will be armed with a gift I leave to you. It was given to me by another,
a stranger to me as I am to you. Use it wisely, and you will never
again have to fear any road and the predators who prowl them."
With this Mr. Carpenter spun on his heel,
slipped back into his car, and eased back into the traffic. Paul
stood with mouth agape for several minutes. "What in God's name was
that all about? Some moron nearly kills me and all I get is a nut
case in return." He tried to make some sense out of the strange man,
but the shock of the accident pushed aside those thoughts. Angry,
confused and feeling totally helpless, he settled numbly back inside his
car until a highway patrol
cruiser finally stopped and offered much more practical aid.
A week later Paul was back on the road.
The body shop had done an amazing job although both car and driver drove
as cautiously as if towing a trailer filled with glass sculptures. Tailgaters
were allowed to pass with Paul meekly moving at first opportunity to another
lane.
Every vehicle was suspicious. The plodding Continental driven
by a grandmotherly type, the mircobus with the graying refugees from the
sixties, even the schoolbus could easily become weapons of destruction
piloted by homicidal maniacs. Paul hated himself for being so fearful.
"This is no way to live," he kept telling himself, but he knew no way
to change, except hope for the healing powers of time.
Two days later the morning traffic was flowing
smoothly despite it still being rush hour. Paul was feeling better and
his driving, though still cautious, was not as sedate. Keeping a
respectful distance from the truck in front of him, he ran a hand through
his thick, brown hair,
made a minute adjustment to his glasses, then punched a button to change
radio stations. This innocent act was marked by the sudden blasting
of a horn to his rear. Glancing at his mirror, he felt icy clamps
on his throat as he spied the same black BMW, with the same well dressed,
perfectly groomed, and totally maniacal driver.
Glancing to his right, Paul saw a sports coupe
with a coffee sipping woman at the wheel. To his left a Cadillac cruised
almost majestically. Both paced his speed, leaving him no opportunity
to get away. Peeking again at his mirror, Paul could make out the lip positions
of words that would make a longshoreman blush. Fear started to give
way to panic when he suddenly felt the strange Mr. Carpenter's words floating
through his mind, "And next time, you
will be armed with a gift I leave to you."
"What gift," Paul mumbled. "Unless he
snuck an antitank missile in my tailpipe, I don't think...."
His hand started to tingle, the same hand
Mr. Carpenter had vigorously shook. A warm sensation then flowed
up Paul's arm, coursed up his neck, and finally settled in his head as
a pleasant rush. Reflexive resistance halted before it could start.
In seconds, Paul knew a transformation had taken place. His analytical
mind wanted to know just what had happened, but it was subverted by the
immediate situation. Paul knew just what he could do, as if this
sudden infusion of talent was as familiar as walking. A genuine smile
curled his lips as the fear of moments before transformed into a quiet
confidence.
Paul felt his mind reaching inside the BMW.
This felt perfectly natural, perfectly controllable. Briefly he wondered
if his thoughts could coalesce into invisible hands around the exec's throat,
but an awareness that his revenge must not be violent shaped what he must
do next. His own driving became a subconscious act, deftly weaving
around traffic when it finally opened up to keep pace with the BMW that
had since zoomed by. Pleased that this part of the gift allowed him
to totally concentrate on the offender, Paul felt his awareness surround
the car's sound system.
A very impressive one, certainly fitting for
such an expensive automobile. At the moment it was set on a talk
show whose host was decidedly conservative. Too banal. Paul
felt himself scanning the airwaves with the system's seek mode. He
mentally ordered a few buttons get punched, then watched the BMW swerve
dangerously close to a bus as the driver was suddenly assaulted by a soprano
in a high C at maximum volume.
Paul could scarcely keep from laughing as
the exec furiously attacked the radio controls to mute the sound that vibrated
his car's plush interior and rattled the windows until it felt like they
would burst. So distracted he nearly sideswiped a lumbering motor
home, the now red faced exec finally reached under the dash and yanked
out a handful of wires. To Paul's satisfaction, none were connected
to the ignition as he had just perceived a new opportunity for surreptitious
revenge. "Impetuous devil with such a nasty temper," he
nearly giggled. "This is going to be fun."
Now Paul sent his thoughts into the engine
and steering of the BMW. Briefly he considered sending the offender
into the guard rail in fitting revenge, but at that thought he found himself
back in aware control of his own car and out of contact with his victim.
A slight frown, then silently admitting the instinctive knowledge that
his actions must not be violent put Paul back in complete control of the
situation. A fiery crash might have provided visceral satisfaction,
but more subtle means would bring greater rewards.
Paul felt his hands invisibly gripping the
leather padded steering wheel of the BMW and his foot taking charge of
the gas pedal that had already suffered under the exec's perpetually heavy
footed driving. Paul did not have to see the beads of sweat on the
exec's forehead or the bulging veins in his neck as he fought, tugged,
and cursed his car to obey only his commands. Paul accelerated
the BMW past another car, then slipped it back into its original lane,
where it rode the bumper of a mid sixties Chevy.
Metallic purple paint gleamed under fresh
wax, while the wheel rims were lined with bright chrome that only accentuated
tiny tires that looked like they had been swiped from a baby carriage.
Inside, four young men looked impassive in attire of denim, leather, and
matching red bandannas. A new smile curled the corners of Paul's
mouth. For all he knew these were not troublemakers, but he
sensed they did not take kindly to being messed with.
Which was, of course, precisely what he had
in mind. Closing behind the Chevy's bumper so that their license
plates could be in a fond embrace, the BMW's horn suddenly blared
and its headlights flashed in the universal "get out of my way before I
run you over" code. One of the men in the rear of the Chevy craned
his neck to see who was causing this annoyance. Paul was close enough
to see him maintain his impassive, almost bored expression, then reach
inside his jacket and pull out a long barreled silver revolver. Holding
the gun in the rear window as if it was a prize, the young man frowned
as he saw no let up in the acoustic and light assault of the BMW.
The exec's mouth tightened in apparent
horror as the young man then started cranking the rear driver's side window
down. Paul reacted quickly. Still not wanting the exec injured
or worse, he willed the accelerator to let up, and spying a gap in the
still flowing traffic, nestled the BMW safely behind a semi. The
Chevy went it's way, it's occupants apparently satisfied.
Paul adjusted his own speed so he was again
beside the BMW. This time the exec glanced over, and his eyebrows
shot up in a look of recognition. "It's about time," Paul muttered,
not caring if he was known from the incident that precipitated all this
or from the exec's tailgating of a few minutes ago. The exec gestured
such that Paul was convinced his middle finger could no longer bend, then
swerved dangerously close.
"If you think I'll get out of the way because
I don't want another accident or because your car is so expensive that
I'll be in mortal fear of what will happen to my insurance rates, you are
mistaken my friend." The confidence in his new power made Paul
to stay put. The BMW cut back into its own lane, but Paul felt there
would be more attempts to force him off the road. Before that could
happen, Paul was blessed by even greater luck than the appearance of the
Chevy. Almost giddy with joy, he took over the BMW's steering
once more, and laid on the horn while gunning the engine. A squeal
of rubber, a flick of the wheel, and a collision missed by the barest of
margins put the exec in front of a thoroughly unamused highway patrol officer.
Flashing lights filled the BMW's rear view
mirror as Paul conceded full control back to the exec. And after
seeing his car suddenly develop this mind of its own, there was no doubt
the exec would stop. Paul also pulled over and came to a halt behind
the patrol cruiser. If nothing else, this was a golden opportunity
to report the incident of last week since he now not only had the exec's
license number but the perpetrator himself. And hopefully he was
so rattled that he wouldn't deny what he had done.
Citation book in hand, the officer approached
the BMW. Inside the exec pounded once on the steering wheel in obvious
anger, then hit the switch to lower the power window. Nothing. All
he heard was a loud groaning as if the mechanism was fighting him.
Which it was. Paul's thoughts kept the window mechanism in the up
cycle. He wasn't finished yet. Stubbornly the exec rammed his
thumb on the down button until the strain finally shorted out the mechanism.
By this time the officer was calling through
the window for the exec to step out of the car. He gave the officer a quick
glare, then hit the power door lock. A click, then several others,
followed by tugging the door handle were to no avail. Paul had overridden
the locks as well. The exec then tried the manual locks, but they stubbornly
stayed in place, the exec's strength no match for Paul's will.
The officer looked perplexed as he watched
the exec frantically try to get out of his own car. Paul knew that
there would only be one way, through the exec's temper. The officer
backed away as the exec seized a heavy, leather briefcase. Paul could
mentally probed inside and noted it's expensive contents of laptop computer,
cellular phone, pager, portable fax printer, and the wonderful bonus of
a Rolex. Why that was in the case and not on the exec's wrist was
anyone's guess, but Paul did not have time to reflect.
In a blur, the exec twisted away from the
door, then slammed the briefcase against the window. Paul was able
to add his own propulsion behind the case so that the exec lost his grip.
Bursting through the window in a shower of granulated glass, the case narrowly
missed the officer before sailing into the fast lane, where it was promptly
crushed beneath the wheels of a big rig. It's contents were instantaneously
transformed to around ten thousand dollars of road grit infested junk.
At this Paul clicked the door locks off.
The exec bolted out of the cursed car and into the arms of the officer
who promptly spun him around, jerked his arm painfully behind his back,
and slapped on a pair of handcuffs. "Must not be everyday an officer
is assaulted with a custom made briefcase as a deadly weapon," mused Paul.
He smiled while waiting for the officer to read the exec his rights, then
hustle him into the waiting cruiser. The exec was nearly wailing
his case, that none of this was his fault, he couldn't control his car,
it was like some demonic force had taken over. That was enough for
him to then suffer the indignity of a sobriety test.
Finally, with the exec safely caged in the
back of the cruiser, Paul walked to the officer as he was sitting in front
filling out his report. "Excuse me officer," he said most politely,
"Last week I was
involved in an incident with the man you just arrested, and since you
now have him, I would like to tell you what happened."
"It's all right, baby," Karen said to the hysterical
three year old girl cradled in her arms. Sadly the maternal reassurances
of calm and soothing were missing from Karen's cracking voice. Terrified
and aching from a shoulder belt that had dug into her collarbone and face
still stinging from sudden impact with her car's airbag, her hands shook
so badly she was afraid she would drop her daughter.
Her morning had begun innocently enough.
Little Samantha was due for a routine doctor's appointment, an ordeal that
would be made palatable by the promise of ice cream afterwards. A five
mile jaunt down the freeway would shorten the drive by ten minutes as opposed
going through town. Karen was not counting on the man in the pickup
truck acting as if she shouldn't have taken this shortcut.
For no reason at all he sped up behind her, flashed his lights
and blasted his horn for her to get over, and when she apparently didn't
react quickly enough, swerved beside her and cut in so closely that he
clipped the right front fender of her car. The impact was just enough
to make her spin around and meet a concrete road construction barrier
on the shoulder. Neither mother or daughter were hurt, but were still scared
out of their wits.
Gently rocking screaming Samantha, Karen barely heard the tapping
on her window. Gazing through the fog of shock she saw a middle aged
man, casually but still neatly dressed and with a look of genuine concern.
Slowly rolling down the window, Karen heard him say as he reached in to
take her hand in a gesture of greeting and comfort, "good morning.
I saw what just happened, though I regret I was unable to get that jerk's
license number."
Karen felt tears welling as this was the last
straw. First she was victim of another's nastiness and now he was
going to get away with it. But before the first tear could
fall the man said, "my name is Paul Grogan. I cannot wait with you
but assistance will be here shortly. But before I leave I want you
to know that I just left you a gift, something another stranger gave to
me that will enable you to deal with these road warriors should you ever
encounter one again."